and shes like, okay, like, we can hang out alone. Erick: the screaming though, my tits, my like my Teds like, does anyone actually say that? He says, they go way back. Erick: yeah. If you do that, anyone wears a Letterman jacket posts, like high school. Like yo chill, that it was a very good dramatic light though. Put them in here. So hes dead. I dont know if youve ever watched. Manny kills WKDE deejays Bob and Dave in front of the crowd during their live Halloween broadcast from the attraction. yeah, I love Bobs burgers. Hes like, all right, fine, fine. "[3] Dennis Harvey reviewed the film for Variety saying "Not the cleverest or most original horror comedy, Andy Palmers indie feature is nonetheless above average within that subgenre, offering fast-paced fun for fans. I actually didnt have it in this room. Joe: Yeah. The Funhouse really excels as Hooper takes excellent advantage of the setting . Itd be sweet if it werent so sick. The film was largely made at the real Land of Illusion Haunted Scream Park outside of Middletown, Ohio. But if you want to drench your sets with gore, that can be a respectable choice, too. Erick: Rocco grabs the mail and destroys his head. And I think that the kills are all super fun. Meanwhile, the group is in the back of Gerardos car, talking about the sh shit-faced scaler talking about the stitch face killer saying she stitched their eyeballs and mouth shut. Erick: Yeah. What do we got? He pulls out a flask and listens to music. The only people left to stop the killers are a rag-tag group of college kids, a clueless deputy and the local sheriff . but yeah, definitely. Joe: Uh, Yeah. I did listen to the they did like a watch a long commentary. Six of the worlds scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various. I noticed all the dead bodies while Doyle keeps slipping around and falling off. And the group asks where hes going. $22.10. Hes like for someone who would wear someone elses face on their own face, you seem like a reasonable guy. She gets a call from the news saying that Quinn was a freelancer and was interested in the asylum in town. Oh man, well get through it too. We see more and more dead bodies. The Funhouse Massacre, a comedy movie starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, and Scottie Thompson is available to stream now. He tries to say these arent your run of the mill, like true crime psychopaths. When Laura says they can be selfish and save themselves or fight back and help the people who are still left. Yeah, they should have like, offscreen. we didnt come up with a drink for today, but its also a pretty hard movie to come up with a drink for. The Saywers have taken up residence in an abandoned theme park called Texas Battle Land, but aside from some statues, murals, and a fake mountain, theres not much left to show that this place was a park or if there is, the Sawyers have covered it up with their own macabre interior design tastes. The guy complains about it being expensive shit, but Rocco grabs his head and the guy just says he was done with it. And that her makeup, looks terrible Bradford and Walter already have victim strapped down as they get to work. Vivi: Gerardo and the dude on the phone, but as characters still the show scared too. post credit? And then they literally are like ed gain. I have to share that video. Yeah. Joe: Oh, thank you so much. Bye. I think the um, commentary, the director said why he has those scars in his eyes, like in his face, the diamonds, his idea backstory was like, hed cut them in. Other customers assume the gore is part of the entertainment. Rent $3.99 Buy $8.99 Trailers See All Trailer Clip Ratings and Reviews 5.0 out of 5 2 Ratings 71% TOMATOMETER Critics Consensus: Joe: gag. Joe: Hell yeah. Vivi: Theyre all in like a ton of projects. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. And that was like, okay. Thats a specific one, but okay. Joe: Definitely. Thats a grand old time. TCM2 had the opportunity to be released unrated, and Hooper and his FX man took full advantage of this. And theres a lot of like orchestra. Arent going to give a shit and that the bad press is only hyping their place. The first is a commentary track featuring Palmer, Gains and Howard. Erick: The character of him is just so conflicting to me. Funhouse Masako Masaka sounds so much more intense than Spanish, then massacre my suck. What can you do when times running out on your office wife? I just did that with friends least favorite, scary movie. We have everyone who weve ever had guests on the show over there, even Joe here, hes going to figure it out. The lossless 5.1 stereo track is skillfully mixed and boasts some periodic surround-speaker effects that hit the target nicely. The Funhouse Massacre (2015) Audio Preview remove-circle Share or Embed This Item. you want to talk about creepy content. Yeah. yeah. Alright, here we go. Like, uh, I already have molds of their heads and they were like, yeah, love that he already has the molds of their. And they did the whole set on that plot. My podcast city mentioned, like my wife cant do horror movies, but this was one in one where Im like, no, like its a little gruesome, but you look away and youll enjoy it. Makes them feel more like an action movie than a horror. It was a different pair of shoes. was like, I find the jokes that are made about him problematic I love that a, Hispanic was at least chosen to be in this. Its like when hes asking himself questions and answering it, dont stop. Just listen, you need a podcast. Okay. There is no on-going subscription to be paid, or varying levels service. Working with them and starts climbing on top of him. Joe: Yeah. The Funhouse Massacre has such a great premise. Just kind of like shimmies and then like, it, it ends, but yeah, the stitch phase kind of tag on it. Erick: that is get spooked and says he might be mad that he couldnt keep his daughter under control, but that its a big night for him. Cause Im like, or at least I guess like, yeah, I know what, Im a movies and I dove into this podcasting because they interest me and I think horror movies are the most interesting to talk about, but I know, I know nothing. Funhouse Massacre is bright, colourful, gory and fun. Some were a little slow, but it was worth it once the big stuff came along. That was a great line. Erick: Im also surprised that theyre the only two cops in the entire town. Ill text you the photo. With Robert Englund in the opening scene and the whole thing looking the part my hopes were fairly high within the first few minutes and I have to say they were met. Whats your least favorite scary movie on. This death is so stupid. Erick: Next we see Rocco go into the front closing and locking the gates to the park so that no one escapes in the car, Gerardo is on the phone with Rosalina, tells him shes going to get out late. Like all the bells and whistles lets do it. So Im like, cool. Cause were like the creepiness is how long its taking us to get a house. I knew how to shoot a shotgun. we recently watched a scary movie for Patrion and doofy is literally. Like I feel like it fits the moment. And as he walks back and forth talking to himself through asking a girl out, meanwhile, we hear a couple having the loudest sex, like banging on the walls. The Funhouse Massacre is a 2015 American slasher film starring Robert Englund, Jere Burns, Scottie Thompson and Clint Howard . Jeffrey walks into the kitchen and is offended that the portions are all wrong and compares it to cheesecake factory. I remember when that was a joke. Erick: It sets the permits for the town being like, well, is it the tasteless? Please login to make requests. They were like, well, stay here at the diner. So it gives me that vibe. Erick: Cool. Erick: I couldnt decide if I loved or hated what they were doing with this character, but I did end up really liking him. So when we were around high school error probably around they did all of those cursed films, at least exercise pulled their guys. be like the reenactment of the fire in the building. Okay. It was, lower budget B movie of this. A couple years ago Wes Craven passed away, this July we lost George A. Romero, and just one month later we lost Tobe Hooper as well. like, its it. Honestly, "The Funhouse Massacre" isn't quite enough of either. The effect, of it, like ripping her lip just for her to die. He was like, yeah. For the one minute speed run? Yeah. So hes just, this is important. Take a second to support the Shaken Not Scared Podcast on Buy Me A Coffee! maybe pointed that. the mid credit. You'll laugh, you'll scream, and you'll have an absolute blast with each scare zone that this killer . Face/Off 2: Travolta and Cage reportedly interested in returning! I was like accidentally cause we get views of him killing people. Joe: I just love the amount of kills they cram in. Doyle, Morgan, Gerardo, and Laurie escape in the light of day as more police arrive at the park. whats his name? Manual says its time for their final act and releases the killers on the crowd. Though films with that approach can make for good horror, filmmakers often forget that the genre can have a fun, rollercoaster vibe to it. He like really positions it to be on that. Erick: All right. Or a brother. And they dropped to the floor while Rocco yells. Joe: So Thats where we allowed to probably do what he wanted or make suggestions. hes really bad at his job. The other friends realize what is actually happening at the funhouse after they find Christinas dead body. She questions, their rights and Keynes Just says theyre monsters and terrorists. EMTs announce that they have another survivor and wheel Kate into the ambulance. It makes it fun. Joe: Ive done that. Its just so racist. So diving into the fun house mask. Erick: Im surprised were not faking it right now. Dont they? Phew. They see Mikey and Randall eating, as they say, they were looking for Christina, Jason gets pissed because hes like, no, your warrant and Morgan yells that things are seriously fucked up. which has also has the same tone. Erick: Were going to says, hes going to take it back to the kitchen and we meet a Hispanic guy, Gerardo, who says hes my chit that Jason says he looks like Pedro from Napoleon dynamite. And I was like, oh, that is an interesting fact of like, cause it, if its the movie, but it doesnt. Joe: Yeah. When they see Rocco with a mallet approaching Dole fires at him and misses until his gun is out of ammo Morgan says hes so bad at shooting and pulls the gun out to Rocco before he can shoot. Cut, Erick: on her face though. there are movies that are, I feel like, are like, of this caliber that seemed to Forrest its like he did, they were trying to do way too much. I guess I always find like the cartoon violence. Gunther works at the carnival funhouse, wearing a Frankensteins Monster mask while helping load passengers into the dark rides cars. her depths to. Its really funny, but Im like, I want to see it because Ill know, I dont know the show as well as my brother-in-law, but I dont wanna watch it. But she like deserve to kill her. Joe: I meant like you could look away and be like turn around. Erick: Laurie walks in on Bradford, the dentist trying to kill Denniss assistant. Jokes and jokes back. Even with its small body count, this film spares us from the sight of a couple of the murders. The Funhouse Massacre is a love letter in every sense of the phrase. There are plentiful gore FX, most of them practical in nature and crafted by Robert Kurtzman of KNB-EFX fame. So we wont read them. Hes happy to see them and starts running it then. He says the board of directors from the restaurant. But before they do, Morgan takes a chance to kiss Lori and says they need to survive to go on a third date. Like suddenly Doyles like a. Erick: hero and is like so upset about everything. You could go walk to, or enjoy the park maybe because of COVID they didnt have as many like actors walking. Just. Joe: make, I hope I wouldnt make them, but you guys could judge me on your own accord. He even takes the phone off the. I like listen to your show. And then theyre like, yeah. Information Studio Petri Entertainment Genre Horror Released 2016 Run Time 1 hr 30 min Rated 18 Gore, strong language Region of Origin they hear a truck and all point their guns at it. Please login to upload images I really, I really um, I loved our conversation, but I really love this movie. So they would have been around our, or at least Matt angel would have been our age. Joe: and shes dirt. than the, the pool scene in Showgirls. Like. And then we turn out that actually the cop is related to the cult leader and uh, and uh, uh, uh, and then uh, and then theres a showdown and then we think everyones dead, but then stitch face comes back. Erick: any Ive just been trying to squeeze in season two of cursed films. I dont. So Jason throws it over the stall and we see that Quinn was waiting for them. Joe: because the guy, the doctor who makes the joke about uh, About yeah. That carries over into this sequel, where Leatherface also develops a libido like Gunthers. Share to Pinterest. So its different. And she screams for help waiting by the door. You did way better than I could ever dream to do, because Im surprised I have a podcast thoughts and. I didnt like it that much. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 has an opening kill sequence, and its a doozy with no sense of real world logic to it. Its just like, oh, okay, were doing this now. It was because Im like, its a good movie. Rocco suddenly reappears and kills Morgan. A 5.2. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Um, Ill buy some other records. The warden introduces Ms. Quinn to five of the asylum's most notorious serial killer inmates. Bradford goes into the dental office remake and isnt impressed with the fake patients being. Ive watched that. Joe: Yeah. Its sweet. I mean, look, you wouldnt know that. They totally did. Theyre a 17 year old kids. Not even when the saw is threatening to go through his head does the driver think to stop his car, or shift into reverse himself. Today, were gonna be talking about the 2015 film, the Funhouse massacre directed by Andy Palmer. Its like, oh, thats gross. The film is riddled with plot holes and poor character decisions. Anyway. I was like, oh yeah, you thats. Nope. The crowd cheers, as manual says, theyre at the special portion of the evening. I was like, Id be like the fuck. They make it to the back fence and try to jump over. We got it out of the. Like, this is fucking tough. sons, like the people who get killed, I already have, it will save you money. Erick: the creepiness for us is that we dont even like sports and everyones talking about it. They have this very like super central, like, oh, I love you. And she almost faints Cain catches her and she says she needs a break and walk off to Cains office. Yeah. Cause hes like, yes, you have your shot. Theyre talking about getting into podcasts because radio was dead before theyre interrupted by Jeffrey dressed as a security guard, they notice he has skin hanging out of his mouth and watch him eat it. When Gerardo saves them by stabbing him in the back, they all run off and make it away. And I did pick up on, do you remember the face is getting smushed into the chain link fence and the eyeball pops, the eyeball was added in, Oh, okay. What have you been watching? Whos supposed to be anyway. Hes like, I am an actor and I think hes getting a documentary on shutter. Erick: Yeah. This disc also has a decent package of extras. All right. Lori. Do you want, So yeah, I think Ive revealed my hand a lot. The clown Quinn says hes a big boy. She shuts him up and says she has a fetish for memo. Last we meet mammal Dyer or Manny. I wish Englund had stuck . A young Cain says he was a dentist that believed on every tooth could be saved. Oh, cool. Like, I feel like if the music had been kind of selected a little different, this could have worked a little more than, than it. Joe: oh yeah, I would Im so Im going to be high on this. one of those things. Oh, possibly his last, Erick: We see Jeffrey in the kitchen cutting up fingers and putting them into a soup. The groups like, ah, youre full of shit. As cane explains. 1998 - present JoBlo Media Inc., All Rights Reserved | JoBlo is a trademark of JoBlo Media Inc. Credited as The Monster and played by Wayne Doba, Gunther Twibunt wasnt destined to become a horror icon, but if you ever see his face youre not likely to forget it. You were like. And Bills like I, Ive never seen those films, the too violent for me. I didnt even know she was dead. podcast. Hellraiser (1987) WTF Happened to This Adaptation? Erick: they have great holiday episode. A pretty hard movie to come up with a drink for squeeze in season two of cursed films front... 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